Explain Youselves
What is ForillaLive?
Well if we could explain it, then it would not be any fun.
Actually we can’t really explain it.
It’s about having fun.
But not fun in general.
It’s about having fun without making fun.
It’s about having fun with focus, without any focus.
It’s about the guilty pleasures of life.
It’s about saying what shouldnt be said, but should.
It’s about amazing people on the Internet who deal with hours of nonsense.
It is the most wackest show on the World Wide Web.
It’s about being real. But not like “real”, but like real.
If the previous did not make any sense, then the rest of this wont either.
It’s a real time audio/video stream that broadcasts to the World Wide Web.
It’s only able to handle up to 20 people at a time.
It’s a real time chat on AIM called forillalive.
It’s a show influenced by the people in the chat room.
It’s a show that always sucks, no matter what the chat room audience tries.
We do songs for first time listeners.
Only 50% of the time do they ever return to listen again.
We are probably breaking some law, somewhere, every 1.5 seconds we broadcast.
So far we have not been arrested.
We try to make rhymes, and we mean rhymes as in “nursery” not “hip-hop”.
We are not gay. But we have no problem if thats what your into. Forilla.
Rainbow is our favorite color. No shit.
It’s a show that always airs at night, unless you live in Korea, which one of our listeners does.
She eats cereal while listening to ForillalLive.
Could be part of a nutritious breakfast.
It’s a show with a live bass player. And not just one, it could be Skillet or Polar.
90% of the time, they leave before we are done.
They get sober.
It’s a show that has had a party in it’s pants on the Internet.
It’s 123% made up on the spot.
Everything.
It makes more sense now doesnt it?
The only way you would know when this show is on is by adding “forillalive” to your AIM buddy list.
If we are on, then there is a 99% chance we are prepared to destroy a few million brain cells.
We have had multiple parents listen to this.
We even did “songs” for them.
So far we have not been arrested.
It’s a show that lasts over 5 hours. Four times a month.
No shit.
We stand the whole time.
One of our listeners has a Forilla tattoo. It’s one of the most amazing things ever.
It’s about love. But not like “love”, but love.
If you don’t understand that last statment, then it wouldn’t make any sense for you to continue on.
It’s about taking a vacation.
It’s about wondering why.
Why the hell your listening.
It’s about doing things.
No matter what they are.
There is a 123% chance that we have no idea what we are doing at any given point in time.
There is no reason why we do this.
Jesus is not happy.
It’s a show that has 100’s of hours of recordings.
Bet you never recorded youself being an idiot for over 6000 minutes.
It’s a show that has pretty much covered every worthless topic ever.
It’s like having a party with 2 drunk uncles, a bass player, and no brain cells.
At least you can turn it off when you want to.
We encourage you to send all drugs and alcohol to us to dipose of properly.
It’s something we have to ask to keep our Federal funding.
We have had a bass guitar dry humped on the air once.
It was just a joke.
Skillet did it.
It’s a show that has been on the air for about 3 years.
There are actually people who have listened as long.
They have yet to be arrested.
It’s a show about just shooting the shit.
Oh, and wearing helmets.
67% of our listeners who invite a friend, lose a friend.
There has been one relationship so far between ForillaLive listeners.
They hate each other.
Actually, we don’t really know if thats true.
There is not an innuendo in the world that we have not violated.
Thats not a good thing.
Many animals have been harmed.
They were imaginary though.
For some reason we have a lot of “songs” about food and beverages.
That seems wierd.
We have actaully quit the show about 34 times.
Most of the times it was CBreeze.
Actually, all of them.
We have had a confirmation that love actually does taste like doughnuts.
8D is quite possibly the smallest erection ever.
In a chat room.
We tend to say things that shouldn’t be said.
Deal with it. If you want…
27.6% of people actually think we are telling the truth.
.6% of it is 8K and CBreeze. Thats not even 1%.
And we are NOT telling the truth.
It’s confusing, isn’t it?
